The Author sits at his desk, his fingers on the keys of his laptop but they do not appear to be moving or writing anything at all.
Humming to himself The Author suddenly looks up and grins, giving a wave as he invites you over to chat for a while "Hey there, just me the author Derjagerzep, sitting and pondering....and sitting...on my musings!"
He nods spreading out his hands to indicate the desk, "Yup, right here are my musings on the latest idea that I've had that I want to persue, The Queens of the Cards! You see though I wonder why they call it musings when-"
"YOU! LAZY SONUVVA BITCH!!!!!!!!!"
The author is suddenly from out of nowhere